Actual BP ad from ‘99.

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Cake baking in the Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper household prompts success on the political front

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What @dontpanic is all about, by child-star Heydon Prowse.

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Splendid Spoofery by @dontpanic

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Hosepipe ban imminent after driest start to the year since 1964.

— The Times, 23rd June.

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@markborkowski BBC’s ‘How to build a nuclear submarine’ - PR for the new government?

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@blastedhack @linealhazard: There’s a girl on a train

June 22, 2010

I get the same train everyday. I walk onto the platform with 4 minutes to spare. I buy newspaper, flirt mono-syllabically with polish counter girls and adopt the same lean against same pilon. I maneuver ever-last through same doors. Adopting the same surf like position against wall, looking outwards, I read a broadsheet.

She’s there every day, every day in same cart, every day looking prettier than the previous. Every day she’s off at the stop before me and every day do I watch her leave.

No ring to see, plays games on her iPhone and drinks coffee all way to London.

7am is a challenge.

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@lucythorpe After three years out, I’ve found fruit again.

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BUDGET: The capitalists get intoxicated, fall over and are cordially picked up by society. The power of the right or simple market economics?

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Warning on the Vuvuzela iPhone app: ‘The vuvuzela makes a very loud and annoying noise’.

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